Backstage pass

by Patsyfox on August 19, 2009

(Sigh).   I have just returned home from seeing Pericles, starring …(sigh)… Marcus Graham.

(Sigh), and despite the fact that his pinkie toes don’t touch the ground, might I ask, is it my imagination or is it hot in here?? And the theatre.  And the tram on the way home.  3 weeks of walking past the poster on the side of the Arts Centre (it wasn’t just the lovely view of the city & the sun sparkling on the early morning Yarra that inspired me to walk a bit before jumping on the tram) and I just couldn’t resist his invitingly outstretched hand any longer.

I never did see The Blue Room when he was in it, and that goes down in my book of missed opportunities.  Pericles was not going to suffer the same fate.

Dear Marcus,

I was front row tonight, and wouldst thou spit have sprayed in my direction rather than to the right hand side of the stage, thou wouldst have seen a happy woman.

Regardless of missing out on said shower, I believe I speak on behalf of all the women in the first 3 rows when I say, wouldst thou have invited me backstage, thou couldst have been sure of me dispensing with the formality of outer garments, and presenting myself to thee thus…

What say you?

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{ 4 comments }

CRAIG FREAKEN WEBB - AH,HA! 08.19.09 at 8:31 pm

OMG ( why is it that I always start my messages to you in this fashion?)
He is amazing. Eyes slightly too close together, but that aside he is a dish.
I have seen the Blue Room and YES it does go down as one of your lives missed opportunities, trust me.
You were clearly gobsmacked by Marcus, as you haven’t mentioned whether the play was any good or not? I will take that as a ‘yes’ though.

Patsyfox 08.20.09 at 5:55 am

What’s the play got to do with it??? Yes, it was good. But back to those eyes. Be they close together or not (and they are), are they not the shiniest eyes you’ve seen since David Essex?? (That’s one for the over 35’s). P.S. We’ll discuss The Blue Room when next we meet…

Mrs Underhill 08.23.09 at 11:57 pm

Surprise surprise! I saw the Blue Room. You didn’t need opera glasses for that one if you get my drift … nudge nudge, wink wink, Benny Hill … get back to work Ms Fox!

Patsyfox 08.24.09 at 12:49 am

Well there’s a way that I could combine my bawdy lustful thoughts with work – what do you think my chances would be of sending a little message to Marcus to see if he’d be so kind as to pose for Patsyfox? Clothed, bien sur!!

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