Good enough to eat

by Patsyfox on November 14, 2011

I know a guy in Sydney who earns a little cash on the side from a man who pays him to let him smell and lick his cowboy boots.  True story.

I particularly love people like this because it makes me feel so freaking normal.  Because of course I love shoes too.  A lot.  Not lick-them a lot…although I have licked my black patent boots, but only to clean them.  Did I say that out loud?  I think I should stop talking now.

{ 3 comments }

danielle 11.15.11 at 10:57 am

you can lick my shoes clean for FREE!

Patsyfox 11.15.11 at 1:28 pm

: O. I’m not that sort of girl.

What colour are they?

danielle 11.17.11 at 10:50 am

red, of course!

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