I know a guy in Sydney who earns a little cash on the side from a man who pays him to let him smell and lick his cowboy boots. True story.
I particularly love people like this because it makes me feel so freaking normal. Because of course I love shoes too. A lot. Not lick-them a lot…although I have licked my black patent boots, but only to clean them. Did I say that out loud? I think I should stop talking now.
{ 3 comments }
danielle 11.15.11 at 10:57 am
you can lick my shoes clean for FREE!
Patsyfox 11.15.11 at 1:28 pm
: O. I’m not that sort of girl.
What colour are they?
danielle 11.17.11 at 10:50 am
red, of course!
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