A funny thing happened Sunday morning as I performed my well-honed ritual of making coffee/brushing my teeth/gazing into the mirror and wondering why I’m looking so much like Keith Richards when I’ve never even had a drug habit: It was Frankie, crazy in love with me instead of trying to scare the bejesuz out of me by jumping out from behind doors, cupboards, or wardrobes. Given I’d spent the guts of the weekend indoors achieving multiple ridiculous drawing deadlines, at first I put it down to bonding. Then I noticed the annoying whining, and strange posture. “Oh Frankie, are you constipated? Why are you wrapping yourself around my leg and sticking your arse in my face?”
Oh. God. In a flash the wise (read: ignored) words of the vet came back to me – “Love, best you get her back here for desexing in the next 2 weeks or she’s going to go on heat and you’ll have every tom from the northern suburbs at your door.” What? He expected me to do something before I absoutely had to??
Suffice to say my karma is to have a cat walking sideways around the house simultaneously performing both down-face and upward dog, while howling the blues. Oh, and pole-dancing on the kitchen chairs like she was born for it. She’s a 10 month old cat for godsake, and she’s got more moves than Carmen fricking Electra. Jesus wept.
Counting the minutes until 8am on Friday when I can drop her at the vet, say goodbye to her womb and the sight of her furry arse. Seriously Frankie, put-it-a-way.
{ 6 comments }
craig webb 09.27.11 at 8:54 am
Gold!
Miss you.
Catch
Up
?
Patsyfox 09.27.11 at 12:18 pm
It is truly the most disgusting thing I’ve seen! If I could figure out how to get video from my phone onto the internet I would upload it.
Catch up yes! Will call to arrange.
Miss you!
kim 10.02.11 at 7:17 pm
So your pussy was pushing her pussy in your face eh? Dirty little minx. Begs the question, what do you call a cats vagina – a pussy???
Patsyfox 10.02.11 at 9:27 pm
I seriously can’t come up with something, but I am going to make it my mission to figure something out!! Anyone feel free to chip in ; )
mrJuicey 10.03.11 at 6:04 pm
All this time i was wondering why so many fashion type walking about with their ass in the air (i hate “Nylon” material 😛 wink wink)..they just need to be taken to be desexed…your blog is not just about amazing illustrations!
Patsyfox 10.03.11 at 11:36 pm
Of course it’s not! It’s what’s between the lines…wink
Miss you stinky! x
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