While rummaging through the mess that is my make-up draw a couple of months back, I re-discovered an old Chanel liquid eyeliner. My what a lovely brush! Perfect flexibility, easy to control. And what a fabulous brown colour! Not too hard and dark, so warm. “I must pick myself up a new one when I hit the northern hemisphere in a couple of weeks…”
I daresay you know what road to hell I’d just headed out on because we all know that when you find a brilliant product and try to buy another it will always be discontinued. Why Jesus, WHY MUST YOU SPITE ME???!
So between New York, London and Paris I managed to pick myself up no less than 5 new and different lookalike liquid eyeliners, which of course look and behave nothing like the original Chanel – Sigh – And apparently require a Masters in Liquid eyeliner technique to use. Now, I believe the only way to feel better about stupid and expensive purchases is to use them as much as possible, so adopting my mantra to students – practice will eventually make perfect – I’ve set about applying the various eyeliners everyday, for any purpose. Running? No problem, it’s waterproof once dry. Yoga? A little inappropriate but who cares! Is my technique getting better? NO! And thank you to the students who let me take an entire class and catch the train home with the “smudge-proof” eyeliner line mirrored on my upper lid area, causing me to look like some demented clown.
But I am nothing if not persistent, so look out for me on a tram train or footpath near you – woman with unneccessarily thick and assymetrical liquid eyeliner, applied imperfectly…
Oh and I’ve picked up my abandoned drawing-a-day-in-the-diary practice from 2 years ago…
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